I don't know what to write. I'm boring and socially awkward. And tall.
THE OBLIGATORY PHOTO SECTION
I think I was two here. Judging by the look on my face, I'm guessing someone announced KFC was available for noshing.
Can't you tell by the tie?
You know we're in the 90's because:
a) I have hair
b) I'm using a land line
*no kittens were harmed in the making of this photo
Playing an A minor very badly.
The birth of Snark (Face)